You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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