so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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