do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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