dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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