Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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