Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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