i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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