Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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