i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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