12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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