they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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