you're like a bully in the Christmas story
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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