i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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