brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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