): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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