He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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