Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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