check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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