David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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