Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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