Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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