I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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