:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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