That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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