I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
worst night to have a conscience
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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