we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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