There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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