A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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