We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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