No, you can still breathe under the balls.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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