i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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