So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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