dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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