Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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