so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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