He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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