thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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