We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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