Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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