Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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