Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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