remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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