I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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