That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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