sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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