I don't think brook has ever known best
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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