i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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