So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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