Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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