But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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