I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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