dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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