I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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