butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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