I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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