god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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