My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
My vagina just recognized that song.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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