Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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