I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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